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Thursday, 30 June 2016
The "Ruling" on Eating Bananas
Q: Can Muslims eat bananas?
A: Bananas are
phallic symbols. It is haram for women to eat them because that
would lead to arousal and zina. Men may eat bananas, but it is haram for them to enjoy it.
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