Q: What happened to the dinosaurs?
A: Dinosaurs are creatures used by the infidels to confuse the Muslims into believing in evolution. There are many kinds of dinosaurs including unicorns and certain types of fungi. They all died out during the Great Flood when they built their own ark using brown prints stolen by Jewish agents. It was probably Mossad. We call it ‘brown prints’ because blueprints are a filthy innovation that came later. However, due to a tragic accident involving a plunger, dragon poop and a malfunctioning flush, their ark sank and they all drowned. All that dinosaur poop hardened and became coal, and their bones got embedded in it.
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