Friday, 18 March 2016

The "Ruling" on Polygamy

Q: So why is polygamy allowed in Islam?

A: Polygamy is a sacred institution where a man experiences the joy of having more than one mother-in-law, and the joy of living through up to eight menstrual cycles every month.  This is so that they know that Hell exists.  And since Hell exists, they will believe in Heaven.  This is also why it was the practise of certain pious men to sit in caves and meditate for long periods.  al-Hamdulillah, now we have Netflix and X-Box.


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