This is a satire page, skewering Wahhabism and the literalist, intolerant, misogynistic, violent takfiri interpretation of ‘Islam’ by extremists. Every fatwa here is fake, although some of them may be based on real ones. Even we cannot keep up with real world crazy fatawa.
Friday, 18 March 2016
Why Pork is Haram
Q: Why is pork haram?
A: Pork is haram because pigs are the closest living relatives to some people, whose only culture is bacteria. Islam does not allow cannibalism.
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