Friday, 18 March 2016

The "Ruling" on Supporting Manchester United

Q: What is the ruling on supporting Manchester United?

A: It is Written in the Qur'an that Satan is the avowed enemy of Banu Adam. Manchester United are known as the Red Devils, Shaythan al-Ahmar.  As such, it is haram to support them.  Also, since they are Red Devils, we know they are communist shaythan, making it a bid’ah, kufr, haram shirk – a made up term.

It is better to support Liverpool.  As a Liverpool fan, you will be like the Malamati Sufis since you will understand the meaning of suffering every week.  And for 90 minutes of so, you will pray for a goal like you have never prayed before, only to be disappointed most times.


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